U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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