I love black thongs
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
