Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i've created a new STD.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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