i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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