My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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