I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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