ugly people sure do ruin things
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
its liver damage thursday
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