I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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