He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize
