none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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