ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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