I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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