I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You need Xanax blowdarts
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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