I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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