when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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