Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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