I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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