Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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