my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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