she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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