Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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