She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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