FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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