So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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