that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Randomize