Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
