yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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