Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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