I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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