I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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