i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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