I'm drive I can fine osifer
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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