yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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