Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I love you.
Bad choice
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