Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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