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I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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