just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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