So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
ok first of all what the fuck
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