All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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