i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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