Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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