One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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