You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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