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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.

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(334): View more from Alabama

thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week

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(386): View more from Florida

Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.

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(727): View more from Florida

No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".

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(616): View more from Michigan

He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.

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