Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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