Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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