I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
