Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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