I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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