So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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