Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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