Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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