My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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