i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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