Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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