And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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